Merch for coffee lovers who don't do mornings. Café-born. Caffeine-fuelled.
Confused Without Coffee Tee
Red / S
$49.95
Sale price
$49.95
Regular price
Confused Without Coffee Tee
$49.95
Sale price
$49.95
Regular price
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What day is it? Where are your keys? Why are you standing in this room? These are questions for after coffee.
The Confused Without Coffee Tee is for anyone whose brain simply refuses to boot up without a proper brew. A relatable warning label for the pre-caffeine hours — wear it proudly and let people know to point you toward the nearest espresso machine.
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for foggy-headed mornings
- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy
- Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit
- Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL
- Available in 10 colours
⚠️ Warning: Wearer may stare blankly until coffee is provided. Please help accordingly.
