Awkward Without Coffee Tee

You know that feeling. The words won't come out right, you've already apologised twice for nothing, and someone's talking to you like you're a functional human being. You are not. Not yet.

The Awkward Without Coffee Tee is for the socially-challenged-until-caffeinated among us. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a badge of honour. Wear it so people know to hand you a latte before attempting conversation.

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for pre-coffee mornings
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy
• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit
• Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL
• Available in 11 colours

⚠️ Disclaimer: This tee may make you more awkward. Ka-fey cafe accepts no responsibility.