Merch for coffee lovers who don't do mornings. Café-born. Caffeine-fuelled.
Tw@t Without Coffee Tee
Black / S
$49.95
Sale price
$49.95
Regular price
Tw@t Without Coffee Tee
$49.95
Sale price
$49.95
Regular price
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It's not a mood. It's a medical condition. The cure is coffee.
The Tw@t Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who've been told — more than once — that they're "a lot" before 9am. Fair. Accurate. Easily fixed with a decent espresso and five minutes of silence.
Wear it proudly. At least you're honest about it.
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to wear through the difficult hours
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy
Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit
Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL
Available in 11 colours
⚠️ Warning: Twat levels drop significantly post-coffee. Ka-fey cafe recommends a double shot, just to be safe.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
