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The Rude Without Coffee Range

No filter. No apologies. No coffee yet.

For the ones who tell it like it is — especially before their first cup. Blunt, honest, and deeply relatable. Pick your word. Wear your truth.

⚠️ Ka-fey cafe accepts no responsibility for any offence caused before caffeine has been consumed.

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    C*nt Without Coffee Tee

    C*nt Without Coffee Tee

    $49.95
    $49.95
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    Tw@t Without Coffee Tee

    Tw@t Without Coffee Tee

    $49.95
    $49.95
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    Arsehole Without Coffee Tee

    Arsehole Without Coffee Tee

    $49.95
    $49.95
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    Prick Without Coffee Tee

    Prick Without Coffee Tee

    $49.95
    $49.95
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    W@nker Without Coffee Tee

    W@nker Without Coffee Tee

    $49.95
    $49.95
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    F*cker Without Coffee Tee

    F*cker Without Coffee Tee

    $49.95
    $49.95
Freshly brewed in a Newcastle café. Printed fresh just for you.
No dusty warehouse shelves here. Every shirt is printed only when you order it, reducing waste and overproduction.
☕ Please allow up to 4 weeks for production and delivery.
Printed in the USA, shipped worldwide, with tracking included. Most Australian customers receive their order within 5–24 days (though delivery times can vary). Some items may arrive in separate packages.
⚠️ WARNING: Do not approach wearer before coffee. May cause grunting, eye-rolling, poor decision-making, and an overwhelming need for caffeine.