Bludger Without Coffee T-Shirt

Today's to-do list: 1. Wake up. 2. Consider the rest. 3. Coffee. 4. Reassess.

The Bludger Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who treat mornings as a proposal, not a commitment. You're not lazy, you're pacing yourself. And the pace, before coffee, is zero.

One decent long black later and look at you: answering emails, making plans, nearly a functioning member of society. Nobody needs to know how close it came.

Wear it on the couch. Wear it to the smoko break. Wear it so nobody asks you for anything before ten.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for a full day of very little
Lightweight but sturdy
Unisex fit — sizes S to 2XL
Available in 12 colours

⚠️ Please note: motivation may take up to two coffees to arrive. Do not operate enthusiasm before then.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Saute Simmer T/A Ka-fey cafe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 148 Hunter Street, Newcastle, 2300, NSW, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.