Bogan Without Coffee Tee

It's not a personality. It's a deficiency. And it's fixable.

The Bogan Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who go full bogan before their first cup: loud opinions, strong accents, and a general disregard for other people's mornings. Fair enough. Nobody's at their best pre-caffeine. But at least you're honest about it.

Wear it to the servo. Wear it to the footy. Wear it so the barista knows to skip the small talk.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to take the edge off the feral
Lightweight but sturdy
Unisex fit — sizes S to 2XL
Available in 12 colours

⚠️ Warning: Bogan levels drop significantly after the first flat white. Ka-fey cafe recommends a double shot, just to be safe.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Saute Simmer T/A Ka-fey cafe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 148 Hunter Street, Newcastle, 2300, NSW, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.