Drongo Without Coffee Tee

7:42am. The keys are in the fridge. The coffee, ironically, is in the pantry you've already checked three times. You've said goodbye to the dog, and you don't have a dog.

That's not a character flaw. That's pre-coffee.

The Drongo Without Coffee Tee is for the loveably scattered, the ones who mean well and misplace everything, including the point. One decent flat white later, the keys turn up, the day makes sense, and nobody has to mention the dog incident.

Wear it as an explanation. Wear it as a peace offering. Wear it so your household knows the fridge keys weren't personal.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to forgive the fridge incident
Lightweight but sturdy
Unisex fit — sizes S to 2XL
Available in 12 colours

⚠️ The fine print: Ka-fey Cafe is not liable for misplaced items, wrong turns, or stories that only make sense after the second cup.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Saute Simmer T/A Ka-fey cafe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 148 Hunter Street, Newcastle, 2300, NSW, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.