Merch for coffee lovers who don't do mornings. Café-born. Caffeine-fuelled.
F*cker Without Coffee Tee
$49.95
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$49.95
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The F*cker Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who don't do mornings, don't do small talk, and definitely don't do decaf. The tee that says everything you're thinking but are too tired to actually say out loud.
Wear it so people know. Wear it so they don't ask. Wear it because it's the most honest thing in your wardrobe.
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to survive the pre-coffee hours
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy
Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit
Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL
Available in 11 colours
⚠️ Warning: Ka-fey cafe takes zero responsibility for what happens if you approach this person before coffee. You were warned.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |