Mongrel Without Coffee Tee

Back off. It's nothing personal. It's just that the sun is up, people are talking, and there isn't a coffee in your hand.

The Mongrel Without Coffee Tee is for the ones with a bit of bark before breakfast. Not mean. Just armed and uncaffeinated. Give it one good flat white and the snarl softens into something almost charming.

Wear it as an early warning system. The people who love you will understand. The people who don't will keep their distance, which is also fine.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to settle the snarl
Lightweight but sturdy
Unisex fit — sizes S to 2XL
Available in 12 colours

⚠️ Handle with care: contents remain snappy until caffeinated. Best results after a double shot.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Saute Simmer T/A Ka-fey cafe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 148 Hunter Street, Newcastle, 2300, NSW, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.