Rooted Without Coffee T-Shirt

Some days you don't wake up tired, you wake up rooted. Words won't come, limbs won't cooperate, and the day wants things from you anyway.

The Rooted Without Coffee Tee is for the ones running on fumes before their first cup. Not broken, just out of fuel. And like any good machine, you don't need sympathy, you need a top-up.

Wear it to the school run. Wear it to work. Wear it so people lower their expectations before they open with a question.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for the hard days
Lightweight but sturdy
Unisex fit — sizes S to 2XL
Available in 12 colours

⚠️ Owner's note: this human runs best on flat whites. Daily servicing recommended.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Saute Simmer T/A Ka-fey cafe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 148 Hunter Street, Newcastle, 2300, NSW, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.