Merch for coffee lovers who don't do mornings. Café-born. Caffeine-fuelled.
Arsehole Without Coffee Tee
Black / S
$49.95
Sale price
$49.95
Regular price
Arsehole Without Coffee Tee
$49.95
Sale price
$49.95
Regular price
Taxes included.
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The Arsehole Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who are fully aware of their pre-coffee reputation and have simply decided to own it. Honest. Unapologetic. Deeply relatable.
Wear it so people know what they're dealing with. It's basically a kindness.
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for the grumpiest of mornings
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy
Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit
Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL
Available in 11 colours
⚠️ Disclaimer: Ka-fey cafe does not condone arsehole behaviour — but we do understand it. Get a coffee into ya.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
