Yeah, nah Without Coffee Tee

Yeah, the day has started. Nah, participation is pending. There is a version of you that functions before coffee, but nobody has met them.

The Yeah, nah Without Coffee Tee is for the ones whose entire pre-coffee personality is a polite refusal. Not a no, exactly. Not a yes, either. Just a firm maybe until the mug is empty.

One decent latte later and suddenly it's a yes to everything. Funny, that.

Wear it to the doorstep. Wear it to the group chat. Wear it so people know the answer is coming, just not before coffee.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to sit on the fence comfortably
Lightweight but sturdy
Unisex fit — sizes S to 2XL
Available in 12 colours

⚠️ Decision pending: responses may upgrade from nah to yeah after the first coffee. Allow five to ten minutes.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Saute Simmer T/A Ka-fey cafe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 148 Hunter Street, Newcastle, 2300, NSW, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.